Saturday, February 7, 2009

Boys Suck Part II: Now With Even More Suckitude!


Still have not heard a peep from J. Whatever. I am a very busy girl and I cannot be bothered with stupid boys.

However, today, if it were appropriate to be completely honest with my Facebook status updates, here's what you would have read.

8:04 am- Moo woke up and checked her phone. Still nothing.

8:34 am- Moo wonders "Is it mean to de-friend someone you just friended?" Yes, J, I'm looking at you.

12:37 pm- Moo is at the gym wondering why boys are so very stupid.

2:13 pm- Moo is again checking her cell phone and is tempted to call the operator and ask them to call to check the line.

3:13 pm- Moo is now online again looking for a new boy. (Yes, Chas [blech, what the hell kind of name is that?] I got your first email. No, I will not be responding. Perhaps you have not read my Rules for Internet Dating?)

4:52 pm- Moo gives up. Is now planning on spending the evening in her pajamas watching an America's Next Top Model Marathon on Bravo.


2 comments:

  1. Forget J. Go and get yourself a publisher and make a successful career as a comedic writer!

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