Thursday, January 22, 2009

Sayings From My Mother

Barack Obama wrote "Dreams From My Father", Moo presents "Sayings From My Mother". She's got a million of 'em. Here is just a small sampling...

1. After me, you come first.
2. Y is a crooked letter.
3. Sympathy is under "s" in the dictionary.
4. Why do you have to be the bride at every funeral?
5. You're not hungry. You're just bored.
6. You're bored? I'll hire you a cop.
7. Why don't you bang your head against the wall? It'll feel so much better when you stop.
8. What do you want me to do? Spin on my head and spit out wooden nickels?
9. I haven't the vaguest notion.
10. Because I said so.

2 comments:

  1. hi - i met you at N's wedding. she sent me the link to your blog, she knew i'd appreciate your sense of humor. hope you don't mind that i joined. also hope you don't mind that i'm stealing saying #8 from your mother and adding it to my name as a boilerplate.

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  2. Hi! You can use any of 'em you want. Number 8 is my personal favorite.

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